#2

Prompted by a sighting on Bethesda Row in Bethesda, MD today...

When wearing denim shorts: if you can see the inside fabric for the pockets BELOW the line of the short... YOUR SHORTS ARE TOO SHORT TO WEAR IN PUBLIC.

Another tip.

When it is 34 degrees outside, DO NOT wear denim shorts-that-are-too-short-to-wear-in-public, over a pair of black pantyhose.

#2 by mhigham featuring high waist pants

 Why yes, people are staring at you. No, it's not because you look awesome. 

This is simply not a good look for anyone that hasn't lost their pants in a nuclear explosion.

Please tell your friends.

In other news, my current obsessions of the moment are Yves Saint Laurent purple mascara and M.A.C. purple eyeliner. Excellent, excellent, excellent.